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Hey! Mr. Slug and Mr. Snail, this is your final warning. I will not tolerate you slimy-ing up my porch with your disgusting squishy body. I will also no longer allow you to come near my broccoli. I planted that broccoli and it is specifically being grown for consumption by humans! So take your nasty little mucus-covered behind somewhere else for lunch!
Sincerely,
Kimmi
Keeper of the Vampire Broccoli
1 comments:
You're so funny. I enjoy reading your posts! I'm having similar problems with my Peony. I don't have flowers yet but something is eating the leaves. I don't think there are snails and slugs around here in the mountains, I'm not sure what creepy crawler thing is destroying the foliage. By the way I detest yucky slimy snails! Try beer around your garden, that might keep them away.
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